Some interesting things about these famous figures in summary
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Showing posts with label Enjoyed. Show all posts
May 21, 2015
May 13, 2013
A Facebook Update In Real Life
I really enjoyed this video, probably must be a Google+ production LOL
Seriously, Facebook new features annoys...
Seriously, Facebook new features annoys...
Apr 4, 2013
Short Jokes
After a great success, the airline sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.
All of them gave the same reply, "Which trip?"
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Husband was seriously ill. After thorough examination, doctor sent him outside to wait.
Doctor to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant to him and keep him in good mood, don’t discuss your problems, don’t demand new clothes or gold jewels. Do this for one year and he will be fine.
On the way home, husband asked wife: What did the doctor say?
Wife: No matter what we do for you, you are going to die!
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An intelligent wife is one who spends so much that her husband can't afford another woman.
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Wife buys a new phone and decides to surprise her husband who is sitting in the living room.
She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband from the new number: "Hello darling!"
The husband responds in a low tone: "Let me call you back later honey, the dumb lady is in the kitchen.”
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Cool message by a woman: Dear mother-in-law, "don't teach me how to handle my children, I'm living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement."
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A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came home and asked, “What happened son?”
Kid said, “I can’t adjust with your wife anymore, I need my own.”
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In an African safari, a lion suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
Wife: Shoot him! Shoot him!
Santa: Yes, yes. I'm changing the battery in my camera..
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What is the difference between mother and wife?
A – One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
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Husband and wife are like 2 tires of a vehicle.
If one punctures, the vehicle can't move further.
Moral: Always keep a spare tire....
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What's the similarity between chewing gum and begum (wife) ??
Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and sticky in the end..
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A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled: "How would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"
The man couldn’t believe his luck.
He blurted out: 'That would be great'!
Monday passed and he didn’t see her......
Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday passed too.....
On Friday his swelling became better and now he could see her from the corner of one eye.
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You know why the word woman starts with 'w'?
Because all questions start with "w".. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
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finally Wife..!!!
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Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate, hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches how to choose a wife.
Natural disasters just happen.
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Wife: last night I had a dream that you were sending me jewellery and clothes! Just then my eyes opened.
Husband: Yeah, you didn’t see the end of that dream where I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
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A recently fired stock trader said, "This is worse than divorce. I have lost everything and I still have my wife !!!! "
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Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer and peaceful life..!!
Why?
Very simple... A woman does not have a wife..!!!
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Oct 25, 2012
Welcome to Air India
Here is an email i enjoyed, Sharing with you :-)
WELCOME TO AIR INDIA
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Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Air India we apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, (You don't know how difficult it is, to fly an airplane now-a-days) it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.
This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in India. And, if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!
Oct 2, 2012
Are you an IT guy? You might enjoy these Jokes
while browsing, I came across some real stories... Most computer users understand that you need an operating system to use a computer practically, even if it is not clear why. But many users don't. Hope you guys enjoy these jokes :-D
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Jul 15, 2012
The Beauty of Patience
I read this story from one of the forwarded emails, sharing with a sweet lesson on patience.
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I arrived at the address and honked the horn. After waiting a few minutes I honked again. Since this was going to be my last ride of my shift I thought about just driving away, but instead I put the car in park and walked up to the door and knocked.. 'Just a minute', answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor.
Mar 26, 2012
Cool Marriage Jokes
I enjoyed the following jokes of marriage, hope you too will enjoy it, sharing with you :-)
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.
Oct 28, 2011
An Innovative ad by HP
An another innovative email campaign by HP, Sharing with you guys! :-)
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